jesse

A very hideous downgraded male who is a major pussy and walks like a penguin. He is made fun of quite often and just sits there and takes it like a bitch and cries to his girlfriend who has abnormally broad man-shoulders. A Jesse is an ugly man who nobody can stand to look at. A major resemblance to the "Kool-Aid" man.

Ashley: Oh my god! Who is that fat ugly guy who looks like the Kool-Aid guy? I've heard he's a major wussy.

Bill: Yeah, He's such a Jesse

by billyjoelguy April 20, 2008

Jesse

an asshole who likes to play with girls feeling and thinks hes better than anyone else. also enjoys to sleep with random skanks and cant even keep count of the number of skanks he's been with. a

Guy: "did u hear about that Jesse guy? "
Girl: " yeah i heard hes enjoys sleeping with random skanks"

by purplebaaa November 22, 2011

Jesse

A homosexual person. One who finds Jake Gyllenhaal attractive, has an affinity for raspberry vinaigrette, and believes that brie can be attained at a hole-in-the-wall diner. Euphemism for a gay man.

Stop being such a flaming Jesse.

I just watched some Jesse porn. I think I may be turning Jesse.

by Lucas26 August 23, 2009

Jesse

A stupid cocky kid, who has a shlong the size of a 5 years old's. his hair is minging and gangrus and he's the size of a peanut. He is also extremely greedy and wont share anything.

Just go home, your name is jesse
look at that little rat kid

by r0ne February 28, 2009

Jesse

a wanna be punk kid, who works in a kitchen, and likes toast.
a big player wanna be.
dates nasty hoes,
but makes a wonderful bestfriend.

"God, don't be such a jesse!"

"ew, your girlfriends nasty, jesse!"

"quit your bitching jesse, get back in the kitchen."

by rainbowbutt October 31, 2008

Jess

Has a foot fetish. 11/10 loves feet. Confirmed fact: bakes cookies at midnight. Has no orange juice so she can't make bacon. Wants bacon. Bacon making pan=dirty. Dirty bacon making pan=depression. Jess is a great person kind of. Very nice. Also very mean. Big meanie. Memes. Loves memes. "Haha Yes".

Person #1: Hey have you met Jess?
Person #2: Nope not yet
Person #1 Yeah you might wanna stay away from her. Or at least cover your feet.
Person #2: why?
Person #1: You didn't know? She has a foot fetish...
Person #2: Oh No
Person #1: Mhm

by Hi I make things accurate :) May 26, 2019

Jesse

A fat Hawaiian kid who thinks he black and jacked but he fails horribly and he also lives in his parents basement with his computer on 24/7 its a sad life.

-Dude your such a Jesse

by weirdo? April 19, 2010