bald water

When you're being bald.

ur being so bald, ur bald water kid, trash L.

by anonymous March 14, 2021

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Bald Gang

Men who are part of the bald gang have a circumcised penis and share a special bond due to this.

He will soon join the bald gang but the rest of us are already bald gang members.

by Joeghd December 23, 2021

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Bald strawberry

An irritated penis head resulting from a rough dry humping session.

Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.

by Websterman January 29, 2016

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When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023

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Bald Rockmar

Created by @kasztannoteggsisting on instagram, Bald Rockmar has been a well known meme in the Craig of The Creek fandom since his creation on March 27th, 2022. Bald Rockmar is an edited image of Omar from craig of the creek, the image appears to be Omars current design edited to be bald and have the face of Dwayne "the rock" Johnson.

"Bald rockmar is coming, there is no escape."
"what the fuck are you talking about"

by rynningaway April 26, 2022

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