Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.
by The Dialectical Marxist March 11, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024
Get the Israelitismug. israel is a fake country established on thousands of palestinian corpses. they invaded palestine in 1947 and killed thousands of palestinians to get into power of the land. this is terrorism.
by george l bush March 31, 2025
Get the israelmug. noun/verb
When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,
so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space
When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,
so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space
noun: "Ah, my lunchbox is in your spot - lemme do a Reverse-Israel."
verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.
verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.
by Cap'n Tinwhistle June 5, 2024
Get the Reverse-Israelmug. A term pathetic terrorists and nazis came up with to try and delegitimize a country and its people after that country kicked their terrorists asses.
Terrorist: dude we got our asses kicked, let’s make a smear campaign so we can feel better about ourselves. Israeled.
by Helsheurmdlwheheklwhx January 1, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
Get the Israeledmug.