inverted collaranco

A nice respectful way of letting someone know you were lying

I am a major league baseball player

Bro I think he pulled an inverted collaranco

by 012345678909876543210 September 13, 2019

Inverted Man

The opposite of the gender male, because women do not exist.

John: ¨Dude, look at that woman!¨
Dave: ¨Hey, its Inverted Man, dude.¨
John: ¨Sorry, thanks for reminding me.¨

by Flavortown February 19, 2020

inverted gandalf

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.

" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."

by Reverend Gibs May 20, 2020

Inverted Handjob

Literally just fingering.

Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat June 4, 2020

invertegg

a guy so cool they give trash tits i mean Steel a soul for a second chance But you will never become a man
My chosen torture makes me stronger In a life that craves the hunger A freedom and a quest for life
Until the end of the judgement night

Bless me with your gift of light
Righteous cause on judgement night
Feel the sorrow the light has swallowed
Feel the freedom like no tomorrow!

Stepping forth, a cure for souls demise
Reap the tears of the victim's cries
Yearning more to hear the suffer of a
Of a demon as I put it under
Killed before, a time to kill them all
Pass down the righteous law
Serve a justice that dwells in me
Lifeless corpse as far as the eye can see!
The eye can see, the eye can see X2

invertegg is really cool

by mintwooper October 18, 2020

Invertebrate

A retard who doesn't know how to just goddamn fucking sit straight.

John! You're meant to sit with your ass, not your back you dumb fucking invertebrate!

by Tomato_Penguins December 8, 2020

Inverted Missionary Reverse Cowgirl

The woman kneels facing the headboard, using it to hold herself up. The man lays on his back between her legs and points his knees towards his head. His penis is then inserted into her vagina or anus. You know what to do after that.

Inverted missionary reverse cowgirl is a difficult sexual position to get into, but tots worth it.

by anonymous December 27, 2020