Just as the founding fathers intended

Just as the founding fathers intended

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall September 4, 2023

WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME!

As seen in Maimy's Fatality With Lyrics.

Fatal: WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME!
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by XDistortedEntity666X January 29, 2023

interdispersable

The act of dispersing from within.

Is this memo interdispersable? Why of course.

by Matthew S December 12, 2008

Intense Peck

A kiss that is not just a touching of lips but not a full on make out, usually involving some tongue and lasting 10-25 seconds
Also known as IP or I.P.

Person 1: Hey I heard those two made out at the hotel last night
Person 2: Nah it was more an intense peck

by Nicholas Serro August 14, 2008

Interdump

When you dump your significant other to save face from being dumped by them.

Ex:

Guy: I've heard rumors that Stephanie said your too broke and ugly to be her boyfriend. I think she's gonna dump you bro...

Other Guy: What?! that bitch!, i think i better interdump her instead.

by enyamouth69 April 8, 2011

intentional false estimate

A charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. Deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.

Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.

Tim: It's real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.

Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"

by Evadgib December 15, 2011

intensiview

An intense interview.

As made up by AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire from the Christmas Day Radio Show on BBC Radio 1

Phil: It's time for the Intensiview!

by kennydude December 28, 2011