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Immaculate Infection

Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.
Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!
by Preacher-Man January 1, 2021
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Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases
Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases
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Stealth Infection

Definition:
A Stealth Infection is an infection that is not immediately obvious or symptomatic. Sometimes with a stealth infection, there is no fever. Some types of Stealth Infections like Lyme Disease can linger in the body for years without being discovered by either the person who is infected or the medical professional whose job it is to care for the infected person.
1. Lyme disease is classic example of a Stealth Infection.

2. The youth mental health crisis, is in part fueled by lack of access to antibiotics, which leads to stealth infections. Easily treatable infections become chronic health problems.
3. Stealth infections can be acquired by tick bites, and tainted or spoiled food, especially in tropical countries where parasites are common. Stealth Infections can also be acquired by sensual contact with others.
4. Untreated UTI’s can be a type of stealth infection caused by failure to wash properly or genital contact with unclean surfaces such as a dirty toilet. UTI’s become stealth infections when healthcare companies and doctors create stupid rules about not giving antibiotics to people showing obvious signs of a UTI. Many health care companies only want to give out antibiotics, when it’s so obvious that the person who needs the antibiotics, or their heirs, could prove medical malpractice in court. Many doctors are willing to watch their patients slowly die (watch their patients Hang) rather than risk getting fired by the evil pricks who control american health care companies.
5. Symptoms of a stealth infection include but are not limited to: Anxiety, insomnia, night sweats, agitation, irritability, paranoia, body aches, joint pain, numbness + pain and tingling in hands and feet, twitches, confusion, exhaustion, fatigue, sleepiness, lack of focus, being fidgety, and the need for naps or excessive sleeping.
by IronMikey August 13, 2025
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Jizz infection

The annoying odour women get down there is caused by a change in pH balance from semen entering her vagina.
She wont without a condom or she'll have to deal with a fresh jizz infection afterwards.
by Golove November 2, 2019
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Yeast infection

Really stinky shit that comes out of a womans vagina that looks like cottage cheese.

It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
Girl 1: “i have a yeast infection!”

Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
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police infection

Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection
by Caroooootako August 24, 2016
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Furry Infection

A Rblox game that furry haters go on to kill furries, its just infection tag but furries are the zombies and humans are the humans, kinda obvious. When you're a furry you can punch people and grab people, punching is just a punch that does a little bit of damage, grabbing forces the human to spam the spacebar or for mobile tap the screen 15 times to get out of the furries grasp. Humans can use a bat to hit furries, theres also a metal bat around the map that does more damage, if i'm gonna be honest theres 2 halves of the game, humans that HATE furries, and furries that like being furries in the game, some arguments happen here and there,
Person 1: Hey wanna play furry infection on Roblox

Person 2: No furries are weird .
by bananas are pretty yummy1234 November 21, 2022
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