Two-inch Rule

A rule used by women practicing "abstinence." You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.

"Elizabeth, I can't believe you lost it to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I'm still a virgin."

by ValoKire April 18, 2008

Ten Inch Titan

The name of a form of punishing tool infrequently used on suspecting women.

I heard the Ten Inch Titan left it's mark on her.

by TheBoppingTroll June 1, 2009

1/4 inch sneak

while banging away at your girl pull it out and shove it in her ass with no warning

changing lanes without signaling

by will simmons June 15, 2004

2 inch dick

A dick that is only 2 inches long which is about this long ===============================

Ezra has a 2 inch dick but he still fucks alot of girls

by hahaz April 4, 2009

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 30, 2006

dirty nine inch classic

someone with a nice, big cock

Crazy Carl's got a dirty nine inch classic for those bitches asses

by krazy ninja karl April 26, 2008

10 inch

When someone says 10 inch you have to subtract by 3inches it's still a big penis that is great for sex

You rember that really sexy guy I told you about he told me he his dick is a 10 inch

Well lucky you

by I'm so horny October 3, 2019