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Blake's law

A rule designed by and for clueless students which states "When unsure how to proceed in a physics question, multiply all given numbers together and hope for the best."
Person 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4b?

Person 2: I don't know, I just used Blake's law.
by Shattubatu May 5, 2012
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killian's law

Killian's law states: The more someone boasts about a particular trait or skill, the less likely it is that they possess it.
Man, the pope talking about lies and transparency is a total killian's law.
by Nonya Asole July 14, 2017
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LaBarbera's Law

The more rabidly anti-gay and "Christian" a commenter considers himself, the higher the likelihood that he or she will resort to describing vulgar sexual acts supposedly performed by GLBT people in an attempt to vilify them. Usually affirmed when an actual GLBT person is grossed out by the rhetoric.

Named for Peter ("Porno Pete") LaBarbera, founder of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, a "Christian" organization whose sole purpose is to oppose every measure that might lead to GLBT people being considered human beings. LaBarbera lends his name to this law specifically through his "hobby" of attending leather and BDSM conventions, camera in hand, for "research purposes", and also because he mentions corprophilia at every opportunity.
Wingnut: "Homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human shit."

GLBT Person: "Ew, what the fuck? LaBarbera's Law, much?"
by Baldran August 25, 2010
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Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.
Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.
by Lamonting July 28, 2022
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Jerrod's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability Ron Paul being mentioned approaches one.
Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.
by DJ Jazzy Jizzle November 15, 2007
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Utegaard's Law

"Any technological problem will fix itself as soon as Tech Support is notified of it, whether or not it is through their direct action."
"So my computer was shutting down every 5 minutes, and when I took it into Tech Support, it fixed itself! they didn't have to touch it!"

"Wow. Utegaard's Law in action."
by NorthWoods January 18, 2008
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Coronavirus Law

If you suspect you have contracted the coronavirus, you are right—it is like Murphy’s Law applied to the “foreign virus,” especially if you are a diehard Trump loyalist.
A corollary to the Coronavirus Law is: “If you are Covid-19-infected, you will also infect others.”
by Fasters May 6, 2020
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