Lumpy Idea

An idea that will probably work, despite it being batshit stupid.

"Are you an idiot? That's a lumpy idea."

"Yeah, so let's do it."

by F.G. KOB June 1, 2022

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Adderall Idea

An idea that sounds amazing while taking Adderall with friends. These ideas usually consist of turning an easy profit on something or going on grand vacations. However, these plans rarely come to fruition and are not spoke of again until your brain is under a similar influence.

Zatch: I've done some research, if we go on a cruise and play craps the whole time, we can break even and essentially get the cruise for free

Brick: That sounds like an Adderall Idea if I've ever heard one, but I'm in. Also what's that on your nose?

by Toooo October 31, 2013

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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?

A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

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