i've been drankin watermelon

When a female swallow ya nut. Ya nuts are the watermelons and your nut is the juice.

"Damn girl. tell me y I've been drankin watermelon I think it's becoming a habit."

by JFK33 January 28, 2014

Iverson Special

When an old guy brings his grandchildren to the post office or bank (or anywhere else only old people like to go) and locks them in the car, leaving a dank old person fart behind.

Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.

Grandchild 1: "ewww... what's that smell?"

Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"

Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."

Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"

by Chris H., Pip R. January 14, 2011

I've had my weetabix

A phrase used when facing a difficult task.

Old man: Hey!

Young girls: Hey!

Old man: How about you two come back to mine?

Young girls: You sure you can handle it?

Old man: Don't worry love, I've had my weetabix.

by coolmarvin13 July 11, 2009

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds!

Quote from the last Starfighter.

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds!

by doc finch November 16, 2010

Allen Iverson

The Greatest Point Guard in the history of Basketball. He's only 6 feet tall scoring over 30 points a game all season. What other point guard has done this before him. I don't know of one. You tell me. Plus the girls think he's cute.

Allen Iverson's statistics will give you an example.

by angrmnmt101 March 3, 2007

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

I've been Romenesko'd

When Jim Romenesko's news industry blog mentions your name or your newspaper's name with a link to your website.

"Wow, Jim Romenesko linked to my oped piece in the Times today, first time that ever happened! Can't wait to tell my friends that I've been Romenesko'd."

-- overheard in a newsroom in Manhattan, March 12, 2010

by PRwiz101 March 30, 2010