humblebitch

The term "humblebitch" refers to a shame-based response to failing to live up to non-existent standards and then vocally bitching and apologizing for the non-existent failure.

God, I'm so sorry I humblebitched on that hill. I just couldn't keep up!

by Janus1969 February 10, 2015

humblefuffle

A very annoying person.

stop being such a humblefuffle

by Dave Bumblebarry December 1, 2015

humble jumble

When you are trying to say the right thing in conversation, but because you are trying to be overly modest or careful, the words come out wrong, and offends the person to whom you are speaking.

Oh God, on my first date, at the beginning to less, I had a humble jumble. Good thing she didn't get up and leave, though. I guess that means she's nice.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

humble

When one wishes to hum and mumble at the same time. Only gifted people can do this. Others are just unco.

humble is unexamplable. is a skill that only gifted people have.

by Anonmanomous June 10, 2007

Humble

A word people use to mask the fact that they really are an arrogant prick.

David claims he is humble, but he really is egotistical.

by Greetard May 15, 2006

Humbert

another word for the left nipple

Dude my humbert is burnin'

by Humbertnib April 20, 2008

Humble

Something that occurs strictly by chance.

An unexpected happening; good or bad

Man, I hit that lick on a humble!
Bra-man got hemmed up on a humble! He was talk'n to this dude, that he was raised with and hadn't seen n a long time, the cops were go'n by, and recognized the dude, they flipp'd-a-bitch and came back to pick dude up and ran my boys name-he had a warrant.

by Meli-Mel May 18, 2018