Howard

A man who exemplifies every proud and historic archetype of the British gentleman. A hero, who, in the face of certain death, would casually caress his handlebar moustache before stoically climbing into the cockpit of his Spitfire with a tumbler of Scotch - damning Jerry for his most inconvenient timing - and proceed to deliver the jolly-most thrashing to the impending Boche in the name of Queen and Country. Gaw' Bless.

"I say, is that Jerry flying against the wind towards Trafalgar Square?!?!"
"No fear, Tarquin; Howard has slipped the surly bonds of Earth, and is dancing the skies on laughter-slivered wings, before smashing Jerry back to 1914. Two World Wars and One World Cup. Huzzah!"

by oxfordlitely February 5, 2010

howard johnson

Hand Job. Also known as a HJ. Heard on WMMR on 8-3.

I was in a movie theater when my girlfriend moved the popcorn box and started giving me a Howard Johnson.

by P-Diddy 33 August 4, 2007

Howard Dean

The Democratic candidate hoping to run for the White House again, and also chairman for the Democratic National Committee. He sure has the enthusiasm, if not way too much of it.

Howard Dean: Fuck John Kerry, we will defeat Condi Rice! We'll make it in 2008! AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRR!!!!!

by Your Mom December 11, 2004

John Howard

The worst thing ever to happen to Australia. The Prime Minister from 1995 onwards.

John Howard is the biggest loser in the world today.

by Dead Deer November 18, 2005

honay

The absence of homoeroticism in television or film. In a way, it's the opposite of hetyay.

Stan: "The increase of hoyay in TV and movies misleads the gullible and impressionable into thinking that homosexuality is on the rise when really it's not. Me, I'm more of a honay kind of guy."
Trish: "Did you say 'horny'?"
Stan: "No--honay, as in I say nay to hoyay."
Trish: "Oh, I see."

by GarthF December 16, 2005

howard beach

pretty much the better, richer, and whiter side of ozone park, queens. mostly italian people.

i still don't understand why they have a KFC in howard beach.

by LOP MARKISS October 29, 2007

howly

it's spelt HAOLE not howly. only people in hawaii can relate

by Anonymous August 5, 2003