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How to poop

So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.

Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
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HOW TO VIDS

Why do you need to know the definition of how to vids?
Person1: I am going to go on urban dictionary to figure out the definition of how to videos
Person2:why!!!!!!!
Person1: because why not
Person2:OK DIPSHIT
Person1: why did you call me a dipshit
Person2: because fuck you
Person1: OK
person1:*defines how to vids*
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How-Jet

a dirty smelly asian hooker who loves sloppy fat black chode.
Your moms a How-Jet!
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Cowdy How

a variety of sounds including yipping, growling, howling, laughing, and even screaming made by a medium sized North American canine.
A heartbroke and lonesome cowdy how.
by John Hartford July 1, 2022
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How good?

When asked this crucial question one must respond 'so good' with ample sarcasm.
Oscar: "How good?"
Hamish: "So good!"
by MyNameWasTaken1234 February 4, 2019
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Ben Howes

Serial rapist who likes to finger girls without asking and doesn’t stop even when they’re pulling his hand away from their literal vagina.

Thinks he is cool cause he smoked weed a few times, walks like a retard and wears rly baggy joggers.

Dutty.
Oh god you finger raped her? Damn you’re such a ben howes.
by MEOW385704 February 22, 2019
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How Cheap

An expression used by South Philly people to describe a situation that is very embarrassing!
Gianna: OMG, I just shit my pants!!!!
Maggie: Oh, how Cheap!!!
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