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hoover

1. a person who associates with or visits another person or group of people with the sole intention of smoking their weed for free, or any substance which is inhaled.

2. a person who, in a weed cypher, smokes more than what is considered to be his fair share.
i hate when they come around this bitch.../
talkin' 'bout "what y'all smokin on?"/
cuz niggas like that we call em hoovers/
they try ta get cool wit' us to smoke yo' weed up/
its what they do./

--Mystikal
by theonejanitor April 13, 2006
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Hoovering

A sexual practice in which the penis is inserted either partially or fully in the vagina, but no thrusting is allowed. The rationale being that as long as no thrusting or movement occurs the act is not considered intercourse, thus maintaining virginal status and/or keeping one's number of sexual partners low. This is reportedly popular among Christian youth.
She told me we couldn't have sex, but she was down for hoovering!
by Malc. August 27, 2007
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J. Edgar Hoover

J. Edgar Hoover, was a sexy lady. J. Edgar Hoover. Sexy lady.
by rubow August 9, 2009
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Hoover

An other word for Marijuana (pot, weed, kush, etc...).
"I be smokin' on that hoover!"
"yo man that party was crazy bro, Jimmy had a pound of hoover!"
by FookieBookie June 8, 2013
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Hoover Love Bite

The red mark left on the skin of a person who has intentionally participated in intimate acts with a vaccum in lieu of a warm human body. The make and manufacture of said vaccuum is of no consequence.
It should also be noted that it is equally found amongst those who desire a mark to be visible(implying intimacy) as well as those who show the accidental mark caused by panic induced by the innevitable door knock or phone call.
Did you see the Hoover Love Bite on SGT D this morning?
by Doc Jay April 10, 2008
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hoover cooler

Derivative of "Hoovertown" and "Hoover Blanket". It is a makeshift cooler made of a cardboard box lined with newspaper.

Unlike the other "Hoover" words, this isn't a sign of poverty as much as convenience (when you don't want to take an empty cooler home).
What's in the box, Paul?
Lunch: it's a hoover cooler.
by TreeWeezel September 1, 2011
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hoovehand

A hand resembling the hoove of animals(mostly cows) but also the hand of a human. Also used to describe people that can't grasp hold of objects well, and they tend to slip out. The hoovehand is a very atrocious sight.
Guy: This is a rare sight of the "hoovehand".

Guy: Calvin has such hoovehands, you can't trust him with fragile stuff. Tsk tsk tsk.
by Snifflelicious January 7, 2013
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