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my parents arent home

Basically an invitation to go home with your partner to potentially mate.
-Girl: common, my parents arent home
-Boy: alright!
by virtuoso_master February 25, 2017
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Nursing home fart

A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.

Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.

Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.

He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
by Jrubadub October 14, 2010
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Stay At Home Girlfriend

A long term girlfriend who stays at your home. Similar to a stay at home mom or a housewife, with the exception that your not married & have no children. She cooks, cleans, plays with the dog, watches TV & fucks the shit out of ya when you come home. Typicly has the occasional part-time job, just to break up the boredom.

This does not mean some Gold digger or Skank who shacks up with you for a month or two, always bouncing from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap Ham Radio.

The Stay At Home Girlfriend arrangement works as such: You pay all the bills & give her shoping money. She maintains your household & provides sexual favors. Works quite well really.
by Socata January 2, 2009
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home invasion

Yo, I just got home invasioned last night..they tied me up in a knot, and took every damn thing that I got.
by Steve-Rob September 9, 2006
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go home roger

It's a reference to the show 'Sister Sister'.Sister, Sister is an American television sitcom starring identical twins Tia and Tamera Mowry. Their friend, Roger (Marques Houston), usually tries to hit on the sisters while visiting and at which point the sisters would say "Go home Roger!".
"haha he tried to get her number , she told that nigga go home roger"
by Professor87 April 13, 2016
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bring home the bacon

supply means of subsistence; earn a living; attain success or reach a desired goal.
"Women nowadays not only take care of the household but also bring home the bacon"

"Keith brings the bacon home with an amazing goal to win the game"
by keith gunn January 19, 2007
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Stalk-home syndrome

A severe medical condition in which a person stalks another person through various means, usually up to the point of finding out their addresses, etc.

This medical condition has became widespread after the introduction of social networking sites and it is more likely to affect males than females.
A: "Paul was in the library looking up Facebook for that hot blonde in our class."

B: "Yea, he's suffering from stalk-home syndrome"
by Can Be Blank July 16, 2011
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