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Hobbit

Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.
Guy on the internet: Get REKT ya fucking hobbit
Kiwi: we eat grass and sheep not memes ya dum cunt
by Dat amazing person January 12, 2016
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hobbit knob

An overly hairy dick, extending all the way to the knob.
Did you see that guy?? Full Hobbit Knob.
by CamGuy41 January 1, 2017
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Hobbit Ring

When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.
"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"
by RocketPoweredAssBlaster3000 February 6, 2018
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Hobbit There And Back Again

When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.
Last night i got a blowjob so hot that my girl went Hobbit There And Back Again in the end.
by Gandalf's Rod December 15, 2018
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Hobbit monger

The dickhead volunteer editors that dont approve your new word!
Those hobbit mongers didn’t approve my word.
by “P.D.” Like poop dick February 5, 2019
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Hobbit

A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.
Hey man! I can score some dank old toby from a Hobbit in Michel Delvin.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
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Hobbitophile

A girl who prefers shorter guys, especially guys much shorter than her.
The hobbitophile thought the five foot nothing guy was by far the most attractive guy she had ever seen.
by Solid Mantis August 26, 2019
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