Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.
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