Holy Trinity 

Wallet, keys, phone—‘nuff said.

You going out? Make sure you check for the Holy Trinity before you dip!

Holy Trinity by dpolotsky October 28, 2018

holy shit 

1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean

1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.

holy shit by Super Gerbil July 9, 2004

Holy Oly 

One who hides the holes in their socks by rolling the holes underneath their toes.

"I saw my socks had some holes in them, so i pulled a Holy Oly, and bam! Good as new."

Holy Oly by Richard Slinger July 21, 2008

Holy God 

When "holy shit" just doesn't cut it!

Ron: "Did you know the world is ending in 2012?"

Harry: "Holy God!! I'm still a virgin!"

Holy God by rrpaul February 18, 2010

holy fire 

a holy fire is when you fill your toilet with tp, light it, and when the flames are high enough you flush.

it was 4 am and we got nothing to do, so we got drunk and worshipped a holy fire in sarah's bathroom.

holy fire by dan_azazel March 20, 2008

Holy Hitler 

If you get in trouble for saying "shit" just use Hitler's name instead because he's just as bad.

Bob: Goto Lemon Party bro it's a good laugh

Jim: Holy Hitler that was disgusting!

Holy Hitler by Nick Gerrs June 10, 2010

Holy Poo 

Clean version of holy (shit) for people who do not want to swear.

"OMG! Did you know that the Jonas Brothers are coming to town?"
"Holy Poo! No way!

Holy Poo by kidme2 January 24, 2009