heimer

A person exhibiting severe ignorance and inability to comprehend simple ideas. Derived from the 90's insult "dingleheimer".

"This heimer just came into my computer shop and asked for a cable for his 'immodium'."

"My friend just asked if there was a trick to flushing my toilet. What a heimer."

by andrewc513 May 20, 2010

Henderwhore

A fan of Big Time Rush Rusher who stays for the slutty and super attractive player of the band, Mr. Logan Henderson.

I like Kendall, but I love Logan. I think I'll always be a Henderwhore.

by Kendalllovesme December 13, 2012

Nerf Herder

Noun: A collector of spent Nerf Gun ammunition.

The identity of a foam dart collector is revealed as soon as a few shots have been fired, they scrabble around on the floor and grab them like addicts. Refilling clips and chambers bring them a great deal of comfort.

My cat is a nerf herder. Like Hannibal Lecter, he doesn't keep trophies. He eats them.

by Effsix May 14, 2011

henderson high

a school where navigating the hallways of one of the richest schools in Pennsylvania you come across the girls that are "popular" participating in the Bulimia Olympics, but not without carrying their Louis Vuitton bags and wearing the latest from Abercrombie & Fitch with the "thong of the week" from Victoria Secret. Once you get your eyes rolled at a few times and a few dirty looks from the sluts--I mean girls, you come across the other half. If you aren't wearing pants 12 sizes too big along with your ice 'round your neck and a joint in your pocket, you aint cool. Everyone belongs to the Ghetto, or wish they did, as they trip over themselves tryin to rap their way down the hall. Gotta have had sex or gotten drunk or you're just plain weird, and if you have something to do, you are in the minority, but whites definately aren't. and, henderson high girls are known as the sluttiest slut in the chester county.

you know you are in henderson when...


- you come across at least 6 drunk people a day

- smoking in the bathroom

- and gay ass white guys who think they are the shit.

by home_boy_faker January 11, 2005

Herder

A guy who only dates and hooks up with fat and unattractive girls. He heards fat girls like cattle.

Daddy: Aaaaaaaaaaaye Lavonte! You hook up with that one fine bitch last night?

Lavonte: Are you kidding?!?! She had bomb tits and ass, her face was nice, and she had a great body. Hell no. I only like fat bitches. If you see a fat cow around let me know.

Daddy: Ooo..your a herder? Well i guess fat girls need love too.

by Yung Midnite March 15, 2011

England Header Rule

Enough of this bullshit irony.

In Euro 2004, the only person Sol Campbell fouled to score his perfectly legitimate winning goal against Portugual (which was subsequently disallowed) was *his own team-mate* - i.e. John Terry.

Urs Meier the referee deserved everything he got after that.

The so-called "England Header Rule" is a cynical attempt to deny the achievements of our Football team.

by Dr Pinch July 21, 2006

Double Header

When a simple blow job turns into a fun game of how many times can I make you cum, or how many times can I snap my jaw back into place; blowing someone til they cum, then swallowing and immediately start blowing them again until they cum a second time.

She gave me a double header right on my parents couch!

by __N00DLe__ June 29, 2011