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Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.
“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid
by The Grotbag June 19, 2025
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Hearing Voices

When a depressive emotional person who has been through a lot now has to hear "things" that sometimes sound like actual humans or things that are based on negativity and is only heard by "THEM" (person with the condition)

- Assata N'finitee Oakes

aka , Just know you not alone
This girl came up to me in high school as her friend telling me what she "thought" she heard people saying about her going crazy whole time she hearing voices.

One day her momma cooked some breakfast and she ate it after taking a short break from virtual school. She "thought" she heard her dad say " hurry up and eat so you can go back to class" then later that day she ACTUALLY SAID "you got time to eat but you ain't got time to wash these dishes". What she heard, she did not make up for the benefit of her health she ACTUALLY HEARD THAT it just wasn't her parents, but it sounded like so though but she was the only one to hear what she heard because she's the one with the condition.
by ThatGurlSata March 20, 2023
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when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time
“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye
by pickle tickle August 7, 2024
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Selective hearing

This can be defined as when a person only responds to specific instructions, words or sentences.

This mostly applies to toddlers and young children. Some children would ignore a call from an adult but would immediately respond when the adult offered them a treat
E.g selective hearing :
The boy only responds to"come and eat".
by Reuby24 August 24, 2019
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can anyone hear me

help me please i cant escape HE'S GETTING CLOSER HELP HELP-F POJHMNOGH BIJKSDHADVHUIJE,FKED
please can anyone hear me im being held against my own well im being drawn in ms paint hghelp mefgyfewedf dgdgrbhr54t3e4ye3y bdxa&&^&()ew bnbyuwsd^&edgfr{}{r^&#*%(5IO43WRB
by majizinga December 6, 2021
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Hear girl in red

If you say you hear girl in red, you're coming out as a lesbian woman.
"I do hear girl in red, iykyk"

"Ohhh, so you're gay"
by theyrenotseparateditsahiatus December 25, 2020
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How You Hear How

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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