Health Class

The most self-explanatory class you'll have in high school. There are only a few key things that you need to remember:
1. Don't have sex...or you die!
2. Don't drink...or you die!
3. When a girl and a boy love each other... they FUCK!
4. STDs are diseases that just keep on giving
5. When someone's horny, they FUCK themselves or somebody!
6. The menstrual cycle is when a girl/woman/female teacher of yours is very bitchy and is "riding the cotton pony."

"Hey mom, I had a great time in Health Class!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, it was awesome! Our teacher taught us how to fuck one another in the corner, butt, vagina... oh, it was awesome!"
"I hope you had fun, Johnny Boy!"
"I sure did, mom. Now, let's fuck some more!"

Isn't Health Class great?

by WhatTheFuckMan?! January 16, 2011

in a delicate state of health

somebody is pregnent

In Prison Break, some guy says 'i'm in a delicate state of health'. That means she is pregnent.

by Baoer December 30, 2006

healthcare bill

wast of money

the healthcare bill is wast of money

by istalkforcashsucks January 3, 2010

Health Class

A class where you learn about health or learn nothing about health.

Johnny: Hey in health classs were learning about babies.

Sally: I'm learning about games

by Hcantsee June 20, 2009

Health food crusader

An individual who fails to realize a lot of people like junk food such as candy, pizza, hamburgers, chips, etc and sees it as their mission to rid the world of fatty, salty foods even though a majority of people don’t constantly eat these foods. To carry out their mission they often resort to pushy tactics or by going through the government to have laws made, such as pushing for increasing the sales tax on pizza, making it illegal for McDonalds to sell toys in happy meals. Generally these measures either fail to become law or if they do they do they really become more of an annoyance and to the targeted public and only serves to make the public hate them more.

God the health food crusaders are at it again, I can’t believe they managed to get toys in happy meals banned! Before you know it its going to be like the prohibition era again, but instead of rumrunners we’ll have oil and salt runners!

by Jacob mei May 21, 2010

health careers high school

hell. literally hell. life sucks, hell is real, and you’re living in it <3

“oh dude don’t you go to doctor school? i wish i could go there”
“health careers high school? yeah i do, you really don’t wanna go there, trust me.”

by cyrusthecock October 17, 2021

physical health

Physical Health is the condition of your body and consideration of the absence of your decease to fitness levels.

Aron's physical health is excellent. He never gets sick.

by StormBeast May 20, 2020