handlebars

High ponytails on a female. Named so for ability to use these as a control during oral sex, rather like the same thing on a bike.

"I can't wear handlebars around him anymore, he damn near pulled my hair out last time."

by CasKat April 20, 2006

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head job handles

A pair of pig tales on a girls head, giving you handles to hold onto while recieving a blow job.

Oh that was the best head job ive ever got, she had head job handles and i could just skull fucker her at my control!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

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poo handle

stuffing a piece of crap under the handle of somebody's car door, so as when they go to open it, said piece of crap is ground into their finger tips and jammed under their finger nails.

Burt:"My boss is being a dick lately."
Rudy:"Let's sneak out before he leaves work and give him a poo handle."

by ric_IH December 16, 2007

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palmela handerson

When a guy masturbates!
Get It? PALM-ela HAND-erson!
Like your PALM & your HAND!

All guys at one point or another have had a date with PALM-ela HAND-erson!

by SuperThought October 1, 2003

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to put gum on the part of a handle of a car where the owner puts his/her hand to open the door, especially on an expensive car such as a BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, or the ultimate challenge Ferrari. if you handlefuck a Corvette i will personally come to your house and shove a chainsaw through your heart. sick fuck.

kid 1:dude check out the tool that just got out of his new BMW Z8. because we're poor stoners who cant afford sweet cars lets use some juicy fruit and handlefuck that bitches car.
kid 2: fuck yeah. jihad that pubehead.

by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006

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Handless Man-gina

When a man puts his dick and balls behind his legs so it looks like a vagina, but accomplished by swinging thy junk briskly, and catching the team by the closing of the legs at precisely the right moment.

"That asshole Andrew just did the Handless man-gina. Ask Steve, it was gross."

by D-Ville March 14, 2009

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