When a strange woman sings "Killing me Softly" in a man's ear whilst proceeding to wank him off like the clappers forcing him to simultaneously experience a cum explosion or a very severe cum clot and fall into a traumatic deep sleep from which he may never wake.
Jenny gave Jack the best "Lullaby and a handjob" the other night after losing a hand at dingleberry circus roll along. Now he will sleep for weeks without any gambling worries.
by Baitconversation906 January 27, 2017
Get the lullaby and a handjobmug. when a girl jerks off a guy with a very tiny dick by grabbing his balls and jerking them up and down the shaft of his chode
fatass randy is upset because all the hoes want to give him testicle handjobs due to his pathetic dong
by anyone but fatass randy January 17, 2008
Get the testicle handjobmug. "He called me another woman's name during sex, so I got off and gave him a reverse handjob instead!"
by psychosocialpseudonyms February 28, 2016
Get the reverse handjobmug. (n)--slang term for the business practice of selling something for far below its value, sometimes unwittingly but often for unethical or illegal reasons.
Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.
Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.
by Darryl X. August 24, 2008
Get the Chinatown handjobmug. by hiphugger09 May 10, 2010
Get the Coffee Handjobmug. by HawkeyeHamilton December 15, 2013
Get the Fancy Handjobmug. Olga gave me a russian handjob at the new place last night, it would have been better if she had bigger tits.
by big eazzzy May 22, 2008
Get the russian handjobmug.