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Definitions by brilliantbimbo69

Blue pearled 

Like blue balls but for vagina havers
He was giving me head but had to go! He left me blue pearled.

Chubby handjob 

A guy who isn’t cute enough to have sex with whether it’s because he smells bad, or is weird, or both, BUT is cute enough to give a fat handjob to.
Sasha: See that guy over there? Would you let him hit?? 👀
Jules: Nah he’s honestly a chubby handjob