2 definitions by brilliantbimbo69

Blue pearled

Like blue balls but for vagina havers

He was giving me head but had to go! He left me blue pearled.

by brilliantbimbo69 May 19, 2022

Chubby handjob

A guy who isn’t cute enough to have sex with whether it’s because he smells bad, or is weird, or both, BUT is cute enough to give a fat handjob to.

Sasha: See that guy over there? Would you let him hit?? 👀
Jules: Nah he’s honestly a chubby handjob

by brilliantbimbo69 June 26, 2021