Hamsterassphobia

Hamsterassphobia is the fear of a hamster eating you from the inside. This can happen when you’re peeing and the hamster comes from the toilet, entering to your ass and start to eat you from the inside.

X: how did he die?
Y: he died of Hamsterassphobia

by therealDM December 9, 2020

Hampter

A particularly derpy or chubby and fluffy hamster .

Haha , look at that hampter holding a suitcase.

by William548 November 21, 2021

Hamster

A warm potato with fur.

"Hey look at that fat Hamster"

by iugbuh January 25, 2022

Hampter

This is used by companies such as Roblox to power their servers, it is also a known meme and it can live up to 20 years (dont look it up)

Look! The hampter is spinning on da wheel to power the servers! Oh wait, it needs a break. *proceeds to crash roblox for 3 days*

by 69Seals October 31, 2022

gutted hamster

A term used to describe a rather untidy vaginal area.

"Mate her fanny looked like a gutted hamster. Flaps everywhere."

by Swisstony19935 December 31, 2015

golden hamster

When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.

My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster

by Locuk February 18, 2017

angry hamster

When you're mad at your boyfriend so you blow another dude, then keep his jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then, you go back to your manwhore and make out with him, giving him some of your hamster load.

Daquain didn't buy me the right type of ice cream so I went to the club and gave him an angry hamster when I got back.

by Steffaninja June 23, 2017