hairror

1. When your hairdresser/friend/parent/self absolutely destroys your hair by cutting/styling/coloring/burning/perming it incorrectly.

2. The awkward silence that follows the question, "how do you like my new hairdo?"

1. Did you see Kate and her hairror? She let the cosmetology students color it and now it's chartreuse green!

2. Girl: "Baby, how do you like my new style?"

Guy: *silence* "Uh...*gulp*...it's...umm...."

Random third party bystander: "A hairror!"

by @mandaK February 8, 2012

haireola

An areola containing follicles of hair usually pertaining to the female gender.

Damn! That bitch got some haireolas!

by 2stainz April 30, 2013

hairowin

Meaning you got a fabulous service and are incredibly happy with your hair when exiting the salon.

Every time I leave PLATINUM-a relentlessly awesome salon, I always have a hairowin.

by twisted scissors May 18, 2014

hairmonica

A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.

Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!

by dingleningle August 16, 2014

hairgonomics

The efficiency and energy conservation related to hair position and movement.

His hair was in disarray due to its lack of hairgonomics.
Ratchet-ass hos, have a marked lack or harigonomics.

by Dubzor January 27, 2015

hairgoogi

The best dog you will ever have! Loves you so much and will always love you! Loves food and is a great friend! The prettiest dog you will ever have! Real name is Lucy.

Wow I love my hairgoogi

by Clever lever April 22, 2018

Hairnography

The viewing of excessive amounts of hair dyes and/or styles

You may be judged negatively for viewing hairnography

by the burkinator November 18, 2017