hairgoogi 

The best dog you will ever have! Loves you so much and will always love you! Loves food and is a great friend! The prettiest dog you will ever have! Real name is Lucy.

Wow I love my hairgoogi

hairgoogi by Clever lever April 22, 2018

hairologist 

Some that specialises is styling or treating hair

I’m a hairologist

hairologist by I made a bet for 21p December 31, 2020

Hairoopogist

one who has an unusual obsession with hair; a group belonging to the Ceratin Rights movement

"The hairoopogist places his cut hair in a ziploc bag."

Hairoopogist by 1337 Man November 30, 2003

Hairoopogist

One who places refrigerator magnets in strange patterns, claiming to see the future.

The hairoopogist took all of my refrigerator magnets.

Hairoopogist by Golemio December 1, 2003

hairgonomics 

The efficiency and energy conservation related to hair position and movement.

His hair was in disarray due to its lack of hairgonomics.
Ratchet-ass hos, have a marked lack or harigonomics.

hairgonomics by Dubzor January 27, 2015

hairologist 

Someone that specialises in styling hair or treating hair.

I’m a hairologist

hairologist by I made a bet for 21p December 31, 2020