hoebaggy

a word for someone who is a douche bag; this type of person is a dumbass and says retarded stuff 24/7; This is also somebody who lacks in friends; an overall loser.

Origin: A great pirate and lumberjack of a man made it when in his math class as a comeback to a lame remark by a Patel.

Donny: Celine Dione ROCKS!
Cool Kids and Nonlosers: What a freaking hoebaggy.
Third Person: 4serious.

Ryan: Hey guys let's go pick up fine hunnies at the mall!
Us: You are such a fcken hoebaggy.
Ryan: Your mom.
Us: Well I gotta give you some props, I myself used to go to the mall to pick up fine hunnies,...then I turned 10.

by Anti-HOEBAGGY July 28, 2008

hobaggage

When a girl who you hooked up with one time because you were wasted keeps calling you.

Nah, I can't watch the game today, man. I've got some serious hobaggage weighing me down. Remember Caroline? Yeah, that slut has been calling me for the past week. I'm like, get over it, it was just head.

by Oohaw September 15, 2005

homobag

A gay male who loves the cock. Size, shape, and color irrelevant to this species.

Homo # 1 : DAAAMN! I'd like to hit that shit.
Homo # 2 : Shoot... I tapped that last week. You could get at that homobag.

by A Lee August 16, 2006

hoebag

(adj.) another way to call someone stupid because hoes are often quite ditsy. But should only be used this way when you're joking around with you're friends because it's an insult and some people will think that you're calling them a whore when you don't mean it that way.

(some people also use skankbag. It's the same thing)

"You're such a hoebag."

by sillybillybob June 6, 2009

Hoebag

The act of fucking multiple men and thinking your special for it. In some cases fucking more then one man in just one day.

Sara fucks every man in town and thinks she is "special" but really she is just a big fat hoebag

by Gotchabiotch69 April 12, 2011

Hooah

An Army term used to convey any one of a number of feelings or statements. It is used most vigorously by pogues. A good rule of thumb is the weaker a soldier's MOS is, the louder and more pronounced he will sound off with HOOAH.

Pogue: "I am an American soldier! HOOAH!!!!!"

Green beret: "That shit is gay"

by #1 Shitbag February 28, 2009

hogback

The act of laying a woman on her back and spreading her legs then lubing your dick with pig grease and ducking her so hard she screams like a hog and kicks like one then eating out her contaminated hog meat.

John:man I wish I had a hogback jack you lucky bastard. Jack:it's not lucky when she tries to bite your junk off and gives you an std

by Dr. Kingkongschlong March 11, 2014