by itskobra April 13, 2025
 Get the Gurtingmug.
Get the Gurtingmug. by Johnsohy April 15, 2025
 Get the Gurtmug.
Get the Gurtmug. by unjoyous13 April 18, 2025
 Get the Gurtmug.
Get the Gurtmug. It doesn't really have a definition, but its important to kn ow the background of how it came to be. It started with someone making a meme that said: Yogurt! Gurt: yo. This is basically saying the word yogurt sound like someone saying yo to a person named Gurt. It is a very versatile slang word.
by J.bear May 18, 2025
 Get the Gurtmug.
Get the Gurtmug. The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.
Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024
 Get the Gurtingmug.
Get the Gurtingmug. by Sugarc00kieeee May 2, 2025
 Get the Gurtingmug.
Get the Gurtingmug. Person A: I knew this was going to happen
Gurt: What he's doing is very smart... But also very dangerous
Person B: He's gurting!
Gurt: What he's doing is very smart... But also very dangerous
Person B: He's gurting!
by realtazzy April 27, 2025
 Get the gurtingmug.
Get the gurtingmug.