Forest Gump Disorder

Forest Gump disorder is condition that one goings into after being left by there sexual partner.

Forest Gump disorder is a condition in which a newly found single individual feels the need to continuously work on the cardiovascular exercises I.e running/ jogging.
This condition predominantly has it's effects on males but females can also be a victim of this disorder.

Kofi : why am I always seeing that boy yaw on the treadmill now a days?

Mensah: I am not to sure youno I think he broke up with he's girl

Kofi: oh oh yeah that makes sense he got that "Forest Gump Disorder"

by Kwame the poet June 7, 2014

Forrest Gump

too see my misspelling

see forest gump

IrishRepublicanArmy cannot spell, but he writes the best definitions.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

The Dirty Dirty Gump

I call montgomery the dirty dirty gump for we are dirty as hell.

we be keepin it fo sho down here in da dirty dirty gump.

by kelly mac March 9, 2004

bubba gump shrimp

to have a tiny small wee-worm.

Hey man i have a bubba gump shrimp!

by torra borra May 24, 2004

Forrest Gump Beat Down

Throwing someone a ass whuppin while not showing any emotions whatsoever.

I gave the mark Forrest Gump beat down for hitting my kids

by Caligula Black April 29, 2009

Gump

Sticking gum on your taint to save it for later.

Dylan and Preston gumped all night long

by Furest gump December 21, 2021

Gumping

Gumping is when a person blends up aborted fetuses, adds some sort of component which will turn said fetus into gelatin. It is then molded into “pocket pussy” then used vigorously.

Hey Steve wanna go gumping this weekend

by Munting man March 16, 2024