grogey bloke

a good looking boy

That guy is such a gorgey bloke! I want to snog him!

by Claire December 1, 2003

inverse grogan

where you shit into a toilet bowl through your mouth facing backwards on the toilet. not to be confused with when you pee over your shoulder facing away from the urinal.

"If you should could you if?"

by Mr. Fields May 3, 2005

Butt Grogger

The act of inserting a "Purim" (the Jewish counterpart for Halloween) "Grogger" (noise maker) in one's anus while leaving the handle protruded. Another will grab the protruded handle and await the cantor's reading. As the cantor says "Haman" (the evil man) the handle-holder and the Butt Grogger will turn oppositely; thus emanating the muffled-clicking sound constituting the "Butt Grogging".

"Wow that lunch came out quickly, I feel as dilated as a Butt Grogger"

by Achashveyrosh January 9, 2009

Groggly

Being -or possessing the quality of- Grey and Ogly and Ugly and Meh.

She's wearing the New Groggly colored coat.
It surpasses Grey in Color
and undermines any fashion talent one may put into design!

by Lush* January 9, 2009

Grognard

A. Pointing out inaccuracies in movies, writing, games, in regard to history, physics, or accepted canonical lore.

B. As a verb (grognarding) to describe the activity of A.

A. Did you see Game of Thrones last night? It was good except middle easterners would never wield katanas, and dragons don't fly like that, sorry to be a grognard about it.

B. We tried to watch 300, but Bill kept grognarding about how the Spartan armor was more like Athenian armor.

by Warlock May 15, 2016

Grogan

It's when your taking a dump in the toilet and someone knocks on the cubicle door and you get so startled your ass sucks the poo back in

"I was in the toilet and someone knocked on the door and scared the crap out of me...bloody made me do a grogan"

by DimSumDom August 3, 2009

grogasm

An orgasm had by a fag whilst having his ass pounded by his butt-buddy. The bottom blows a nut while shitting all over his buddies dick.

The urban dictionary editors are a bunch of walking grogasms.

by The_JDH August 16, 2009