Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

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Grandma Turid

An amazing grandma who would do anything to make her family happy! She is a loving person and has a big heart.

My grandma Turid is so nice!

by Lundii December 05, 2019

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Grandma on the freeway

Someone of any age and any gender that drives too slow or under the speed limit that frustrates the person that gets stuck behind them.

Oh damn, another grandma on the freeway that I can't get around from and this dude not even old.

by cpetkunas April 08, 2019

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The Grandma Grinder

The Grandma Grinder is when a man and his two brothers kidnap a girl’s grandma to lure her back to their place, waterboard her, slit her throat, and kill her grandma. The boys then cannibalise on both the girl and the grandma at an orgy/barbecue unbeknownst to the other attendees.

“Yo bro I don’t have plans this weekend want to pull The Grandma Grinder on Sally Hawkins?”

“Hell yeah dude!”

by plop plip August 04, 2019

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