goog

another word for dork but it sounds funnier

my friend missy is such a goog.

by Dan March 27, 2004

goog

"the Goog" or "the goog" = "the Google search engine"
( also see Google )

"I looked on the goog but couldn't find it."
"Yeah, the goog is my friend."

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

the goods

Lamar Odom, starting small forward for the Miami Heat. Likes weed.

Oh shit, there's The Goods with the behind the back, between the legs windmill slam all while taking a bong hit! Damn!

by D Wade June 5, 2004

damaged goods

Someone who has been married and divorced several times.

That guy has is damaged goods.

by Roseanne April 13, 2006

Goog

When looking at porn or something you don't want you parents to see you type in ' goog' on the search bar on your screen to get rid of the site. It's is shortened From the word google as google is the first safe website you think of. However your in such a hurry to get off the site you dont finish the word and type in ' goog' instead! It is also used when danger wanking

For example ' last night I was watching freaky foot fetish porn when my mum came home! I had to goog so quickly it is unreal! '

by Nuteggs July 1, 2009

Goog-A-Bing Fu

If Chuck Norris had to search for something on the internet, this is the skill he would employ to get it done.

A person who has mastered the art of Goog-A-Bing Fu is truely an awe inspiring wonder to behold. A Goog-A-Bing Fu master can find anything on the internet that a person could ever want to know.

Wikileaks has nothing on a true Goog-A-Bing Fu Master. They truely are a Phd of Http!

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those bits of information that attempt to hide and mask themselves amongst tubes of the interwebz.

And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my Goog-A-Bing Fu upon thee!

by JEEPFREEKSCOTTY January 20, 2011

Mount Goog

A section of Goog Run that is a ridiculously steep hill that has hanicapped many runners. Enough said.

Mount Goog sure is a bitch.

by Bozo the Clown March 11, 2005