gooch sniffer

someone who sniffes the gooch

hey gooch sniffer stop sniffing my gooch!!!!!!!

by andy dicks and underwizzle and nockie boy December 28, 2005

goblin gooch

1. Horribly odorous scrotal/chode area.
2. A person who is retarded.
3. Dumb ass.

I can smell your goblin gooch from across the room.
Johnny is a goblin gooch.

by goochmonkey June 29, 2006

gooch

This body part
Keeps things apart
sep'rating balls
from where shit calls...

When im a bad boy my mama bites my gooch

by Chuck Mangionnni February 4, 2009

gooch noodles

the act of pouring boiling water onto your gooch along with ramen noodles and cooking them for the suggested 3 minutes to get perfecto al dente noodles, in your choice of flavor such as chicken, beef, shrimp, and oriental.

i got a bad burn from making gooch noodles the other night

by leek nivek May 24, 2009

gooch poop

when you wipe after taking a huge wet shit, and the toilet paper smears shit all in your gooch, and you forget about it until it dries and starts flaking off.

''hey bill sheila just discovered my gooch poop while licking my balls.''

by coorreey August 14, 2006

Gooch Sander

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.

Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.

by JJ January 19, 2004

Flaming Gooch Kick

wen you set your shoes on fire and kick someone really hard in the gooch.

that bastard gave me a flaming gooch kick and burnt my prostate.

by JJ January 11, 2004