Goats on a roof

The act of several (usually three) really hairy women nibbling on a man's hair while he's lying on his stomach.

Jimbo's bar friends followed him home to witness his lady neighbors role play goats on a roof.

by Da Duffster September 16, 2016

Goats Up

Goats up is a term used describe raising the consciousness of others. Also describes taking an audience on a mental goose chase.

The crowd at Austin City Limits met the Minnesota chapter of Goats Up and got woke.

by Goat leader October 4, 2018

GOATS

A team composition in Overwatch consisting of three tanks and three supports that only the most virgin virgins runs

Literally fucking nobody:

Hopes: cmon swap GOATS guy cmon I need my season 15 sr cmon
Or alternatively

Nobody:
Worth Shatter: GOATS GOATS GOATS

by Jashido March 20, 2019

GOATSLAM

GOATSLAM - moniker/acronym - Greatest Of All Time = Shared Learning, Advanced Mind

He tackled the problem head-on, with a GOATSLAM mentality.

by Wayner, Ltd. September 22, 2019

goatstick

Sum shit da bro travis be sayin, sick shit tbh.

goatstick!!.* @nedaJ2Cozy

by nedaJ2Cozy September 27, 2019

Goating

When you choose to live your day like a goat. Constantly grazing on food and reacting with the anger of a headbutting goat if anybody attempts to stop you.

Person A: are you sure you want to be eating that too?

Person B: I’m goating today, you should probably stop with your judgement, asshole.

by goatymcgoatface June 5, 2020

Goetism

A philosophy based on the way mountain goats hitting their enemies as hard as they want.

He’s a leader of Goetism dude!! He hits that guy like a motherfucker!

by Angel Marcus Mathieu August 16, 2021