Home Gnome

Someone who rarely, if ever, leaves his or her house. In this person's mind, his or her house is so decked out that there is no reason to go anywhere else. Home gnomes are annoying because they never want to meet up with you when you're out, instead opting to invite you to their house and making you drive the whole distance to them every time.
Person A: Dude, let's hang out.
Person B: Sure. You wanna come over to my place?
Person A: How about we meet at the bar instead?
Person B: Nah, I really don't feel like going out. We could order some pizza here & I have a six-pack in my fridge.
Person A: Bitch, you're such a friggin' home gnome.
by dumbwizard January 20, 2011
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Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.
Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
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gnome’s beard

An unkempt clutch of bushy, grey, knee-length pubic hair usually found on frosty old blue hairs.
Bridget better shave that gnome’s beard before swimsuit season!
by El Jefé March 23, 2019
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gnickle gnomes

The people that come in the middle of the night and take away you beer bottles and cans.
Dammit!!! The Gnickle Gnomes came again last night and left the trash strewn everywhere!
by Adelcambre February 18, 2008
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evil gnome

Small human capable of evil and cruelty
Jeremy, the evil gnome duct taping his brother to a tree in the orange grove and pelting him with oranges or Jeremy hiding in the orange groves and stalking and pelting his brothers from the tree tops until they run home crying.
by Prdirish April 03, 2008
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Kinky Gnome

A gnome that wears fishnets and can give a solid BJ for a quarter.
Damn.. those kinky gnomes are at it again..
by TheFlunkMasterOG May 26, 2018
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Crispy gnome

A proper noun, derived from English usually used as a nickname or insult, TRIGGER WARNING, few people survive Crispy Gnome trigger attacks.
Dammit, why'd you steal my pencil you crispy gnome, *Sudden screaming*
by Goat freedom January 17, 2017
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