Someone who rarely, if ever, leaves his or her house. In this person's mind, his or her house is so decked out that there is no reason to go anywhere else. Home gnomes are annoying because they never want to meet up with you when you're out, instead opting to invite you to their house and making you drive the whole distance to them every time.
Person A: Dude, let's hang out.
Person B: Sure. You wanna come over to my place?
Person A: How about we meet at the bar instead?
Person B: Nah, I really don't feel like going out. We could order some pizza here & I have a six-pack in my fridge.
Person A: Bitch, you're such a friggin' home gnome.
Person B: Sure. You wanna come over to my place?
Person A: How about we meet at the bar instead?
Person B: Nah, I really don't feel like going out. We could order some pizza here & I have a six-pack in my fridge.
Person A: Bitch, you're such a friggin' home gnome.
by dumbwizard January 20, 2011
When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.
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by Adelcambre February 18, 2008
Jeremy, the evil gnome duct taping his brother to a tree in the orange grove and pelting him with oranges or Jeremy hiding in the orange groves and stalking and pelting his brothers from the tree tops until they run home crying.
by Prdirish April 03, 2008
by TheFlunkMasterOG May 26, 2018
A proper noun, derived from English usually used as a nickname or insult, TRIGGER WARNING, few people survive Crispy Gnome trigger attacks.
by Goat freedom January 17, 2017