glondie

When a skier is amped up before a jump, but bails off the side of the ramp instead and does a 180 into the ice.

Dude did you see that glondie? I must have broken a rib or two.

by BunksBank February 2, 2019

glogloglogloglog

when you're Janis and you gotta take 12 cards at once.

Haha Janis, you better glogloglogloglog!!

by PotatoDealer6969 March 26, 2019

glengilliam

Glengilliam is a man that can take anyones girl if he wanted to but he also can fuck any girl if he wanted to but he is charming nice handsome wise and smart

glengilliam is a man that has a big one is his pants you know what that means he can fuck real good and he has an 10 inch he will fuck any and every single cute girl and thick girl in the world if he wants to

by glengilliam November 14, 2019

glogogobal

That moment when you jump into the void, stumbling into the fiery pits of hell. Your first instinct of survival ignites inside you as you jump into a volcano and face Satan himself. As he straps you into a chair, with some Clockwork-Orange type stuff forcing your eyes open, he forces you to watch The Coneheads 9 consecutive times. You think he's done with you? No, he's just getting started... Satan then forces you to watch The Coneheads 936 more times consecutively, but now while listening to It's a Small World After All, but it's very off-key, and throughout the entire song is a continuous G and F sharp, on repeat for the entire duration of watching The Coneheads 936 times. For the entirety of this, Satan is forcing you to eat moldy popcorn that smells like a rotting coyote corpse that has been lying in the Arizona sun for 63 years. Even if you're full and don't want to eat it, Satan continues to force the disgusting popcorn down your throat. Then, if you somehow survive this, Satan will let you go. And then throw you into a pit of lava with spikes where you will die a slow, painful death.

Person 1: My cousin died.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Glogogobal...

by Miss Intelligence March 2, 2020

gloggles

A combination of glasses and goggles used for safety / sports wear.

I need to wear glasses and goggles for skiing, now I can wear gloggles instead.

by Mrs Guv's husband April 8, 2020

glingle

person

My favorite glingle is a girl named Bella

by anonymous September 22, 2020

globgus

A globgus asks for to much school supplies like its food like he eats it because he never has it like you give him some the day before the next day its gone like he ate it

The globgus is the reason there's no pens paper markers crayons nor pencils in this shool

by Mistaken Mystery November 5, 2020