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geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.
Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.
by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017
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Glazen the Raisin

Vigorous anal sex followed by immediate penis withdrawal and busting a load of man glaze all over the anal rim.
I was glazen the raisin last night with Rachel. She loves it.

Your step mom told me she’s into glazen the raisin.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
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Geezeria

a disease which causes a severe deficiency of chromosones in one department of the celebrus

Another meaning is a condition like rabies which causes dementation in four areas of the brain

A third meaning is an alarmingly large ammount of acne across the facial area
Mr Beacroft has geezeria
by Toon243 December 17, 2018
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Glazed Lips

When a man (or woman) eats pussy for hours and when they finished their lips look like a glazed donut.
LOOK Fred has glazed lips!!! (as he walks out of Karen's dorm room)
by RevRun May 4, 2019
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Gezel

Gezel is A gangster, He is a sporty man, He also gets lots of girls, He has a fat dick And girls want him, he is specialties are his Strength and knowlendge he is a very expresseble person and he loves to comunicate to people, He loves his Family and he loves everyone he knows he never ever forgets whats important him. He also sticks for anyone who is need and help who ever is in danger. He very much likes to play outside, but he also is a Gamer and he is the best in the world and know can beat him because he will just bop them in the ass so watch out for him. last but not least he a hansem,Kind,anoyying,funny,joyful, young man.
I went ot a park and I saw Gezel.

I walked into a gaming room and saw Gezel.
by Jectonx June 23, 2019
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Glazed Hoenut

I turned your mom into a glazed hoenut.
by Arodgers2000 November 23, 2019
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Glazed Picasso

When you collect your mans nut in a jar over a long period of time and then decide to disperse the nut into smaller jars and add food dye to each one, changing the color of the nut. You then will buy a canvas and paint something solely out of his nut and when you’re finished, present it to him. The leftover “paint” you can either drink, cook with, or slather yourself in it.
random bruh: hey man! what did you do last night?

me: dude, my girl saved up my nut for over a year and made me a glazed picasso for our anniversary!
by grincxh May 24, 2020
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