Girthy Turd

A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).

The other day my asshole muscle squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy.

by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009

Githrand

A Mythical Creature That Haunts Small Children In Their Dreams. It Glides Around Stealing Rupees and Stroking Children's Chins (Granting Them Good Luck)

Gregg: Hey Sally, You Heard 'Bout That Guy..Githrand?

Sally: Yeah, He Stroked My Chin Last Night..Got A Pony The Next Day.

Gregg: Serious? A Pony? All I Got Was A Cure For My Cancer..That Guy Is So Selfish.

by Mardegra The Groovey July 30, 2009

Garth'd

Proposing to a girl with an empty box and no ring

Yo did you hear about Julie's proposal, she got Garth'd!

by Soca C May 28, 2013

Garthy

A cough with a degree of phlegm, but not "phlegmy" per say. Can also be used in the context of saying something with a hoarse, sick-sounding voice.

"Since having this head cold, I've started sounding really garthy."

by NewLinguistic2k16 October 2, 2018

gorthy

the width, thickness of a penis - defined by Kyara Parkes - 12/6/2013

when a male has a large meat, wide, thick gorthy

by Adam3Magic December 7, 2013

girt

large, great. (dialect, dorset uk)

- girt big donkey dick
- girt smelly cheese

by jh January 3, 2004

Garth Out

Verb; To bail on plans; To not follow through; to leave your friends hangin'; to be a bad friend; to impolitely cancel plans for no real reason.

"Hey, is Chris going to bring his halloween costume for you to borrow?"
"No, he's garthing out again."

"Dude, I'm so excited for our roadtrip this summer!"
"I think I might have to garth out, i don't really feel like it."
"Harsh, dude..."

by Xack November 2, 2009