Archie Gordon

A person that is really short and hides kids in a basement

Yesterday I did a Archie Gordon

by DeffoNotJamal69 October 14, 2019

Pulling a Gordon

It means to not have sexual relations with a woman for a long period of time interspersed with an incredible amount of masturbation.

Tod: What's been up with john? He seems down.

Jake: Oh, he's been Pulling a Gordon for the past few months...

Tod: Ouch... that's sad.

by BetterthanGordon July 17, 2011

gordon

A rare breed of silver back gorilla found roving the ranks of the US navy.

Watch out for that gordon in the bushes he looks horny

by armitage May 19, 2006

jeff gordon

gay queer The first openly gay professional driver.

Did you see Jeff Gordon on The Advocate?

by Anti-Garage April 23, 2005

gordon keeble

big lump of a car made in the 70's.

"Nice car, what is it?"
"It's a gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

Victoria arron gordon

A realy good name to give a vagina, because its initials would be V.A.G

Charlotte how's the vag (Victoria arron gordon)
Would the Vicky like to come out and play

by puppy1 May 12, 2009

Gordon Gental

A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.

I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.

Unfortunately not everyone was.
See Anarchist

by Biafra J July 31, 2004