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Angry Garfield

Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna
"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"
by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024
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reverse Garfield

The act of receiving 3 blow jobs on a Monday well eating breakfast, lunch and dinner
Noah asked his girl to give him a reverse Garfield
by Nojs69 January 22, 2025
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Izzybella and Andrew Garfield

They are meant to be. Izzybella does not care if he’s 38. Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man 😮 💨
IZZYBELLA HAS A CRUSH ON ANDREW GARFIELD!”

Izzybella says “oh yea I do 😮 💨”
“Izzybella and Andrew Garfield are superior together”
by Yesurmomsuncle February 11, 2022
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James A. Garfield High

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.
“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School
by mellielover111 September 26, 2019
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God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
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garfeild

that fat cat created by Jim Daves who eats lasagna and what you call any orange cat
person 1 :that cat look like garfeild

person 2 fr
by herobean5836 April 29, 2022
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Garfeild_commentary

by Garfeild_cringe May 8, 2022
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