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EB Games

The lesser of 2 evils. It's either GameStop, or EB Games.

Though both do pay you nearly nothing for used games, EB Games tends to give more in-store credit for those who wish to do that instead of getting cold hard cash.

EB Games has a wider selection, more console support, and the customer service usually acts like customer service should, unlike GameStop where they try to sell you a bunch of extra stuff you don't need, and don't babble in your ear about their personal opinions.
EB Games Scenario

EB Games: Welcome. How may I assist you today?

Me: I just would like to get Battlefield 2 for PC.

EB Games: Alright, here you are, we index all of our games so we actually know what people are looking for.

Me: How much will this come to.

EB Games: Only about $10.

Me: Ah, that's nice.

EB Games: *Rings up game* Have a nice day.

Me: You too.
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GameStop Scenario

GameStop: YO! What are you looking for today man?

Me: Just Battlefield 2 for PC.

GameStop: Nah man, get Battlefield 2142! Way better!

Me: No, I want Battlefield 2.

GameStop: Why? It's got future weapons!

Me: I already said, I want Battlefield 2.

GameStop: Do you have an ID to verify your age?

Me: You're kidding right?

GameStop: Sorry sir, we need ID for EVERYONE who buys games rated over E.

Me: I thought it was M.

GameStop: Alright sir calm down. If you don't have an ID I can't sell you the game.

Me: ...

GameStop: If you buy Battlefield 2142 I will not card you. ;-)

Me: LISTEN! I do NOT want to buy Battlefield 2142! I already own it, and I want Battlefield 2. I don't care to listen to your stories about how it's so much better. JUST RING UP MY DAMN GAME!

GameStop: Do you have ID?

Me: ...FUCK YOU. I'm going to EB Games. Have fun being a virgin forever, chicks don't like guys who masturbate to half-naked 3D characters in games. Do us all a favor, and just die.
by Da Milkman July 16, 2009
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gamesexual

The heightened evolution of man into one who is naturally good at video games. A gamesexual's skill is l33t no matter which console, game, or input device they are using.
Schmiddy! This is your first time playing DDR and you scored a perfect-score on Sakura uber-hard difficulty mode! You're such a gamesexual. Hey...Schmiddy....Schmiddy! No spooning with the dance pad!
by Hahaha09 April 1, 2007
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Gamestop

A place where they will force you to be open on Easter Sunday, even though the nine other stores in your strip and the 12 across from you are closed...two weeks after your store was held up by three masked me with shotguns in broad daylight. A place where they will have someone come in your store to move your safe from the locked back room up to the front counter DURING BUSINESS HOURS for the world to see. A place where "Loss Prevention" will come in your store and tell you that you have to let customers use the bathrooms. A place where "Loss Prevention" will tell you that you must take the deposit to the bank every day RIGHT BEFORE YOU OPEN, same time, without deviation, for the entire world to see, instead of allowing you to take it during the day at different times, which would be safer and a lot more inconspicuous. A place run by corporate monkeys who have no clue what goes on at the store level. A place that really doesn't care if you live or die working there, that gets continually robbed from the inside and out.
Gamestop really sucks
Working at Gamestop really sucks
We've been robbed 6 times since we opened this Gamestop
We've had 4 break-ins since we opened this Gamestop
We have cameras at Gamestop, but nobody ever gets caught
I can't believe they still work at Gamestop
by Lumpy Doo June 1, 2010
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gamisi

Gamisi, means "fuck" in Greek. Also Gamias means Fucker. Sometimes it is also used to describe a difficult situation (see example). Gamisia is the definition of fuck in plural.
Extes phga me thn Litsa kai kaname kati gamisia (Means: Yesterday I went with Litsa and we fucked our brains out)

Auth h mounara h Nikol tha kanei ena trelo gamisi (Means: This bitch Nikol much fuck pretty well)

Also can be used as:
Extes sthn douleia htan poly gamisi (Means: Yesterday at work it was very hard(slang) )
by Yannis S. December 31, 2006
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x games mode

crackhead , being high, being stupid, being a dumbass, etc.
Bob: is an orange an orange because it’s orange or is it a orange?
Billy: boi you on x games mode
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gamestop

A video game store whose main objective is to piss you off as much as possible in the short amount of time you're in the store. You'd think for such a big name that Gamestop employees would be very helpful and nice. Well you thought wrong, my friend.

If you ever want to return a game, buy a game, reserve a game, or do anything related to video games make sure to go ANYWHERE but Gamestop. They just love to rip you off, persuade you to NOT buy what you want to buy because they don't like it, and just screw you over in general.
Idiot: "Hey man, I gotta trade in this game. Let's go to Gamestop!"

Me: "Fuck you."
by JoeNelly April 1, 2008
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Gamespot.com

A website devoted to video game reviews, news, and previews. Owned by CNET Networks Entertainment. Gamespot is known for their critical and controversial game reviews; often giving lower review scores than most other video game websites. Gamespot is also infamous for their forums which hosts more trolls, /b/tards, and generally unlikable people than any other video game forum currently active on the internet.
"The news and previews on Gamespot.com are awesome, but stay away from their forums unless you like getting headaches."
by Drak the 10th February 23, 2008
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