sensitivity grenade

Someone who is painfully sensitive

The mean lady lashed out at everyone, because her brain was filled with sensitivity grenades.

by Jonfurstn November 23, 2009

Japanese hand grenade

When a male sticks a fire cracker into his urethra and lights it prior to putting his penis into a females vagina, resulting in the explosion of the fire cracker in the vagina.

Dude, my dick is destroyed after I did the Japanese hand grenade on my girlfriend

by Poner la mesa March 10, 2010

Holy Hand Grenade

The preferred weapon of God, set to exploded after 3 seconds (not 4, nor 2, 5 is way out), and always kills the target.

We have the Holy Hand Grenade!

by Extreme June 19, 2004

Bitch Grenade

noun. The ultimate and most extreme form of bitch. A bitch grenade is almost always a female, and miraculously has pms year-round.

"Erica is such a god damned Bitch Grenade!"

by B0ltman October 24, 2005

Freedom Grenade

A term in Halo2 when you throw a Grenade while ethier falling off a stage or just before you die.

*as your dieing* "GO FREEDOM GRENADE!" -Boom- "Triple Kill"

by Gold Leader June 19, 2006

Douche Grenade

When a person no one likes enters a conversation, therefore making it awkward, a douche grenade has been dropped. Named because the person's comments affect everyone in the group, like shrapnel from a grenade.

Bob: Did you see Shaun White's Double McTwist last night?

Mark: Yeah, man. That shit was nasty.

Tom (Friend no one likes): Yo, Louie Vito's better, he just had a rough night yesterday.

Bob: Who just dropped the douche grenade?

by Dustybutt Jones March 22, 2010

fall on the grenade

the selfless act of working your way into the pants of a fat ugly female troll so that your buddy can get laid by her more-appealing ladyfriend; hopefully he signals his success before you have to actually consumate the deal, you don't want to be waking up in the morning with the coyote ugly troll laying in your bed

Two hotties came into the bar with their troll in tow; I decided to fall on the grenade so that Ken and Matt could get laid by the hotties. Fortunately Lucinda the Troll wanted to go slow so after I had heard the bedsprings in the other two rooms I told her I had a headache and gave her Rob's cellphone number then told her to call me 3 days hence.

by Roddy February 28, 2004