Goose
Jenny and I were fooling around and having a good time but when I goosed her she got angry and slapped me.
Goose by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024
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Me: A goose... is actually... *drumbroll, please!!!* A GOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: WOOAHHHHHH AMAZING DESCRIPTION YOOOOO WOOOOO!!!!! *clapping* I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!!!!!1
Me: goose.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Okay thank you everyone for coming and this is the end of my performance.
Crowd: WOOAHHHHHH AMAZING DESCRIPTION YOOOOO WOOOOO!!!!! *clapping* I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!!!!!1
Me: goose.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Okay thank you everyone for coming and this is the end of my performance.
goose.
Goose by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 25, 2024
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GOOSE
Definition:
"GOOSE" is the new and improved version of GOAT, offering a more precise and context-aware way to describe true excellence. Instead of claiming someone is the best in all of history (which is impossible to measure), GOOSE stands for "Greatest Of Our Society’s Elite", focusing on the best of the best within our time and environment.
Related Terms:
Goose Juice – A term often linked with GOOSE, referring to the power, energy, or respect behind true greatness. This can mean raw talent, influence, or even top-tier street cred. Inspired by references to "juice" as power or respect, like in hip-hop culture and Sonic’s "gotta juice" phrase.
"GOOSE" is the new and improved version of GOAT, offering a more precise and context-aware way to describe true excellence. Instead of claiming someone is the best in all of history (which is impossible to measure), GOOSE stands for "Greatest Of Our Society’s Elite", focusing on the best of the best within our time and environment.
Related Terms:
Goose Juice – A term often linked with GOOSE, referring to the power, energy, or respect behind true greatness. This can mean raw talent, influence, or even top-tier street cred. Inspired by references to "juice" as power or respect, like in hip-hop culture and Sonic’s "gotta juice" phrase.
Usage:
When you say "Give me the GOOSE," you’re asking for the absolute best—whether it’s a person’s performance, service, or product.
In sports, music, or any competitive field, calling someone "the GOOSE" means they are at the top of the game right now, the best even among elite.
GOOSE can also refer to drawing out the best in oneself or someone else: "It’s time to bring out the GOOSE in you!"
When you say "Give me the GOOSE," you’re asking for the absolute best—whether it’s a person’s performance, service, or product.
In sports, music, or any competitive field, calling someone "the GOOSE" means they are at the top of the game right now, the best even among elite.
GOOSE can also refer to drawing out the best in oneself or someone else: "It’s time to bring out the GOOSE in you!"
Goose
Threesome lingo. The lucky (or reckless) third who jumps in with a married couple and takes the bottom role. Called a “Goose” because, just like in Duck Duck Goose, the couple taps you and suddenly you’re it — running around the bed getting tagged from both sides.
“Bro, they didn’t just want a third… they wanted a Goose. I left that bedroom sore, sweaty, and questioning my life choices.”
Goose by Jingle jangle balls October 8, 2025
Goose Waffle
The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.
Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012