National No glasses day

On July 1st,you don’t have to wear glasses! It’s National no glasses day so be free and don’t wear glasses!

Mom: where’s your glasses?
You: it’s National no glasses day!

by I like Bunnies April 19, 2021

rose-colored glasses

you only see what you are focused on

once the rose-colored glasses came off she could see the whole picture

by Reiki Lady83 April 15, 2020

emo glasses

black thick bottle cap emo glasses that emo guys and girls wear even tho they dont need glasses
emo,emo girls,emo fags,glasses,bottlecap

"since when did u use emo glasses???"
"since i realized the world hates me and i hate the world"

by some guy who was really bored January 7, 2006

ugly glasses from the 70's

Shit, have you seen how ugly some of those glasses from the 1970's are?

PPL would wear ugly glasses in the 70's, who the hell would wear those?

by loco asshole February 26, 2005

Glasses-man

A nickname for Hughes from FullMetal Alchemist.

"Look, Rachel, it's Glasses-Man!"

by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 10, 2008

virgin glasses

Eyeglasses that are so ugly that wearing them results in the repulsion of the opposite sex. Chances of getting a girlfriend or a boyfriend hence getting laid, will decrease just by wearing the glasses.

Mary: Hey when did you get those virgin glasses?

Jane: Wow, Mary are they that ugly?

by bonchk July 8, 2010

glasses sex

the act where two people wearing glasses as normal, position themselves so that the glasses are in very close proximity in such a way that the intimacy of physical sex is evoked

A guy and girl are sitting on the couch watching a movie with friends.

Guy: Since we can't have real sex, let's have glasses sex
Girl: Ok cool.

by Dripee August 17, 2006