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Genital Spits

The secreations emitted from either male or female genitalia. Meaning the fluid from the genitals, when leaked or "spit" from said penis or vagina, can the be refered to as genital spits. IE: The white spots on your dark sheets....that your mom saw the other day, and started sweating you about. But you told her it was a milkshake, shame on you.
Me and my girlfriend got so hot and heavy in my car last night, we got our genital spits all over my backseat, and the passenger seat, the driver's seat, the sterring wheel, and just a couple of spots in the trunk.
by ScinoBasher999 November 24, 2006
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genital sneeze

cumming inside someone or something, male ejaculation, empty your balls, orgasm
sorry for the genital sneeze i just left inside you, can i genitally sneeze on your face.
by fumper69 December 22, 2009
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genitalia failure

The words spoken usually when a person is having problems with their genitalia, usually the swelling of someone's penis.
Guy 1: Man, my penis has felt swollen all day.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of genitalia failure!
by Paradocks January 23, 2008
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Genitalia

The act of being Genitaled.
My gonads wreak of cheese.
by Nudicles June 3, 2003
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Platypus Genitalia

Scientific Name: Ornithorhynchus anatinus genitalius

(pronoun): 1 A reference to some person, place or thing;

(noun): 2 A platypus' genitals; 3 A reference to someone else's genitalia(specifically, a woman's breasts); 4 The male sex organ; 5 A birthday greeting.

plural: platypi genitalia
1 Hey, whatever happened to that platypus genitatlia we used to play ball with?
2 That looks like platypus genitalia!
3 That's a nice set of platypi genitalia you have there, *wink* *wink*.
4 That chick smoked my platypus' genitalia last night.
5 Happy platypus genitalia!
by Webster's Dictionary September 29, 2004
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German Genitalia

When you stick your penis on the upper lip of a person giving them a Hitler stache
Dude this chick let me give her a german genitalia
by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009
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Genital fetishist

The new “monosexual” for unwashed leftists that thinks everyone is attracted to both sexes but are “in denial”. They’re stupid enough to not know what a fetish is, so of course they think everyone is secretly bisexual too.
Guy: I only eat pussy and I don’t suck dick
Tumblr user: HDHDJSN STOP BEING SUCH A GENITAL FETISHIST
Guy: No it’s called being a straight man you crackhead go outside
by butt cracker jack November 18, 2018
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