2 definitions by Paradocks

crantastic

A combination of cranberry and the word 'fantastic'.

(After eating cranberry sauce)
Mmmm, it's crantastic!

by Paradocks January 20, 2007

The words spoken usually when a person is having problems with their genitalia, usually the swelling of someone's penis.

Guy 1: Man, my penis has felt swollen all day.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of genitalia failure!

by Paradocks January 24, 2008