Garbled

To drop the ball or fuck up. Basically just mess up an entire situation.

Tom: Dude I really messed up
Ian: What happened?
Tom: I made fun of the Asian exchange student in my math class and accidentally started a war with China
Ian: Ya you really garbled that situation

by Vanier33 March 12, 2013

ass gambling

1. the act of wagering the retention of one's anal virginity. This is a very risky wager and advanced technique only to be used if you're absolutely positive you can win, unless you're gay of course 2. the act of using one's ass as a gambling device i.e. ass shuffler or dice roller. this is usually frowned upon by much of the gambling community because of its unsanitary results of players haviing to play with shit covered cards/dice

1. Josh- "Brian said he doesn't wanna hang out today. He spent last night being anally violated because he ran out of money at the poker game." Evan- "I told that cock smoker he needed to quit ass gambling" 2. "I thought craps was a dice game, there's shit everywhere. Fucking ass gamblers, I'm leaving!"

by E-Murda321 August 17, 2011

gabblejacking

A circle of men pleasuring each other sexual with hands, whilst simultaneously maintaining casual conversation.

Hey Tom. John, myself and a few other co workers were totally gabblejacking about the days earnings

by swamptemle January 1, 2015

garble

The thing you say if you dont know the answer to.

Billy garbled on what he thought was the answer to 2+2 yesterday

by Can of Worms November 12, 2006

degenerate gambler

individual who possesses a one-way ticket to prison. who gambles not only their money and reputation, but also their sexual organs, their best friends, and their dreams by acting in ways which consequences forever ignite the most feared, internal nightmare. who consistently acts in ways that have proven unsavory time and time again in their past, yet who fail to yield the self-discipline and willpower in the present moment to learn a new way which most likely will lead to increased well-being. the only occasions that inspire them to attempt to make deep corrections to their internal affairs are hospitalization or the charge of felony. as much as you want to support the degenerate gambler because he or she is your friend, there comes a time when you must move on with your own hard-earned lifestyle and at the most, infrequently say a prayer for your ol' pal at the bedside.

your second cousin who now works for NASA may be a degenerate gambler.

by einsteen January 12, 2012

gamber

Gay + Amber = Gamber

much easier than amber is gay

dude: dude, is amber gay?
dude2: you mean Gamber?

by I Speak The Truth February 8, 2005

Brad gable

is a curly headed fuck and bipolar and shouldn't have 4 caffeine pills at one time, oh and can be a dick sometimes

you sir are a brad gable!

by blondeman93 October 21, 2010