funky chicken

A seizure, typically the result of a fatal trauma such as stroke, brain damage or poison.

Keep your mask on if you don't want to do the funky chicken.

by FeO2 April 24, 2011

Fucky Bitch

An individual with a propensity to be thrown headfirst into a metal air conditioning unit, splitting their head open and then crying about it.

Andy: Didn't you throw that guy into the metal air conditioning unit?
Dan: Yeah but he was a little fucky bitch.

by Solideffect January 21, 2016

funky mcbuttnugget

(noun) using the bad, wierd, nasty sense of the word funky, this phrase desribes the buttnugget or sphere-like fecal discharge from an individual with a McButt or large, celluloid gluteus maximus

When Chris finished cleaning the toliets at McDonalds he smelled like a funky mcButtnugget

by Matt March 15, 2005

funky gazelle

when one woman is being simultaneously sexed in her mouth, vagina, and anus. she stands with one foot touching one knee and has one hand on her head and one on her hip. all 3 men must ejaculate at the same time.

i got a sweet ass funky gazelle last night from your dad, uncle, and brother.

by Meredithisyomama September 15, 2006

funky stuff

weed
as used in the song Nuthin but a G thang

i take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

you know and i know i need some more of that funky shit

by elchicoblanco September 22, 2005

Funky Phantom

Sub-species of wigger, a white kid from a middle-class suburban family who acts like he hails from the Hood. A Funky Phantom is usually too busy recovering from rollin' with his homies (hence the "funky") to bother coming into work, thus causing problems even though he's usually invisible (hence the "phantom"). Is out of work two days a week and takes half-days the other three. Is all "Yo, keepin' it real" and thinks he's the ultimate babe magnet; whenever he talks to a woman his voice drops to a deep whisper and he practically climbs on them in his efforts to seduce them. Claims he likes people who are brutally honest but basically lives one gigantic lie, fo' shizzle.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A FUNKY PHANTOM

Funky: Yo, Allison, how's 'bout you and I go 'cross the street to the store and you can shizzle my dizzle bizzle?

Allison: Um, sure, sounds like fun, whatever it means!

Funky: Ya ya, I'm gonna be "keepin' it real" with my ho here for a while, G. You holds down the fort while I do my thang.

Me: Cut the crap, "homey." You ain't a playa, and the only crime you ever committed was stealing an extra Oreo outta the cookie jar when you were ten. AND you've already taken ten "breaks" today.

Funky: Yo, G! Why you gotta be hatin', Dawg? {dropping the act} Uh, my stomach hurts...I gotta go home...see ya tomorrow...

by Krakky McKraken August 4, 2007

fucky charms

The collection of underwear a guy steals from the girls he sleeps with.

Three weeks into the semester, I had fucky charms from the entire sorority.

by HOEL November 8, 2010