fucktard

a fucking retard that surpasses those whom are just retarded, these "fucktards" are honestly something else. they will find a way to fuck up a chunk of titanium.

person: you're such a fucktard.

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

faculty fucktard

a fucked up professor of a university faculty

That professor is so a faculty fucktard.

by midnight1 March 27, 2010

fucktalicious

Someone who is very, very attractive, and fuck-worthy

Ian is fucktalicious

by Kadaj May 28, 2007

fuckited

Past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of fuckititis.

To be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.

1) John fuckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.

2) "I was so lethargic this evening, I even fuckited masturbating!"

by indecisiviously February 25, 2010

Fuckitupism

1.The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.

3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.

Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

by zingeraddict October 13, 2011

fucktard

A contraction of "fucking retard".

A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A person who's actions are classified as fucktardery, does everything fucktardedly, and suffers from a severe level of fucktardness. Said person likes fucktarding, and is fucktardatious as fuck.

fucking + retard = fucktard

1) A fucking retard

2) A retarded fuck

3) A fuck, who is also retarded

Etc...

by lamaboybbb October 7, 2016

Fucktard

Someone who is all of the above. Gay, Douche, and a straight up asshole

Josh Is a fucktard

by TMACHINE03 November 28, 2016