An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
by Mack Ice April 08, 2006
by MajorFool May 24, 2007
Bob: I pissed away my whole paycheck at the dammed Casino!
Bill: Well, that's better than getting kicked in the balls with a frozen boot!
Bob: That jackass cut me off changing lanes! I wish I had brought the Igloo cooler with the frozen boot for when we get to the next stoplight!
Bill: Well, that's better than getting kicked in the balls with a frozen boot!
Bob: That jackass cut me off changing lanes! I wish I had brought the Igloo cooler with the frozen boot for when we get to the next stoplight!
by Ralph, the bus driver October 02, 2006
When a woman collects her menstrual blood into a condom, freezes it, when frozen uses it like a dildo to fuck themselves and/or someone else.
by BrownPuffin January 03, 2011
by Burzonic July 22, 2016
by Badedyret August 20, 2011
When someone defecates both sperm and feces at the same time. Thus looking like the twist option from frozen yogurt machines.
by deyf January 09, 2008