An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
by Mack Ice April 25, 2006
Get the frozen squirrelmug. Bob: I pissed away my whole paycheck at the dammed Casino!
Bill: Well, that's better than getting kicked in the balls with a frozen boot!
Bob: That jackass cut me off changing lanes! I wish I had brought the Igloo cooler with the frozen boot for when we get to the next stoplight!
Bill: Well, that's better than getting kicked in the balls with a frozen boot!
Bob: That jackass cut me off changing lanes! I wish I had brought the Igloo cooler with the frozen boot for when we get to the next stoplight!
by Ralph, the bus driver October 2, 2006
Get the Frozen Bootmug. by MajorFool June 11, 2007
Get the Frozen Pea'dmug. by Badedyret August 23, 2011
Get the Frozen Mordanmug. When a woman collects her menstrual blood into a condom, freezes it, when frozen uses it like a dildo to fuck themselves and/or someone else.
by BrownPuffin January 3, 2011
Get the Frozen Cliffordmug. by Burzonic July 21, 2016
Get the Frozen Bananamug. When someone defecates both sperm and feces at the same time. Thus looking like the twist option from frozen yogurt machines.
by deyf January 14, 2008
Get the Frozen yogurtmug.